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Mar. 28th, 2006 @ 11:18 am DOODOODOODOODOOO IT'S THE AUDIO DAILY DOUBLE
Current Mood: productiveproductive
Current Music: MF DOOM
Oh man this is like the start of somethin big. today I am doin like a fucking trillion things. like I made a list of all the shit thats goin on and its still like woah too much.
This is whats goin on.

1. Recorded a new demo with Major Major. If youse cats have myspace check it out at http://www.myspace.com/thisismajormajor I dont wanna jinx anything but it sounds okay.

2. I gave my work their marching orders yesterday. Ahhh I made the mistake of applying for more jobs and now I ahve more interviews. BOO HOO DAVID I can hear you saying. Yeah but the reason I quit my job (aside from them being dodgy about my holidays) was so I could become the next Marc Jacobs. You know that motherfucker was 24 when he did his first collection. TIME IS CREEPING UP.

3. Speaking of, I gotta do a heap of graphics and sewing and sourcing factories and fabrics etc that I need to catch up on. I get home from work and I'm like "I do not wanna even think about fucking clothes right now". Man, putting together a range of 7 graphic print tees, 2 grandpas, 2 striped tees,
2 zip thru hoods, a pair of raw jeans and a velvet jacket is more work than I thought. Then I gotta sell the shit once its all made. Okay I dont even know if there is a market for nudie jeans fabrics with comm de garsons styling with tattoo flash/wallpaper/80s metal graphic prints.

4. Fuck I gotta organise all this fuckin passport business.

5. I got kicked out of the palace in camberwell for having tattoos. Dawn got all indignant and tried to kick the managers arse, but I thought it was funny getting kicked out of some shitty pub in a rich area for looking so goddamn BADASSSSSS hahahaha

6.Speaking of tattoos, I downloaded the first series of Miami Ink. That show is great, if you havent heard of it, its a doco series about a custom tattoo shop in Miami. Fuck, the dude who runs it sure puts the apprentice through hell, but I guess its tradition though haha god it makes me think wish I had the fuckin patience to get a tattoo apprenticeship.

7. Oh and speaking of having ABSOLUTLEY NO PATIENCE, I'm pretty sure I have ADHD.
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Mar. 17th, 2006 @ 03:56 pm (no subject)
No actually I've decided I don't actually HATE anyone, I mean there are things that I find distasteful about certain people's characters but generally I've never HATED anyone.

With that said there are things in life that really bug the shit out of me but fuck dude, I guess all you can do is build a bridge and get the fuck over it.

I think hate is a last resort for people who can't come to terms with thier own insecurities and need some sort of physical embodyiment of thier frustrations.


So quit with the hating you stupid hating haters!
I mean fucking DUHHHHH *does spastic motion*
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Mar. 17th, 2006 @ 09:41 am (no subject)
Current Mood: productiveproductive
Current Music: Youth of Today
Fuck it was weird seeing all these people I ahvent seen in ages the other night, like I've been so swept up with my own little life lately that I havent had time to see anyone, and when I do catch up with friends all I can do is talk about the little life Ive been swept up in.
Seriously though things are fucking great at the moment.
Oh and I'm losing weight, which is awesome.

Things I love:
1.Pretzels
2.Coming home and cracking open a beer and cooking dinner.
3.Going on roadtrips in the middle of the night.
4.Small but meaningful presents. Yesterday I got a Lida Bar which I had for morning tea today.
5.Smoking in bed after making love.
6.Asparagus. I love the shit I put it in everything.
7.Shopping at fruit and vegetable markets.

Things I hate:
1.Bullies.
2.People who tailgate, who are pretty much bullies.
3.Kirstin Dunst. She has teeth like broken glass.
4.The fact that the Get Up Kids sound 100% JUST LIKE Superchunk but not as good and ten years later. If I were in Superchunk I'd sue them for uncoolness.
5.Waking up a couple of hours before you have to go to work (and its still dark out) and having that realisation that makes you go "arrgggg".
6.Computers fucking up. Moreso, trying to explain a computer fuckup to someone who knows even less about them than you do.

Okay, I've been pulling out all my old hardcore records, and truth be told, I fucking miss that old scene. Yeah, I understand its all gone to the fucking dogs now, and it's just a vehicle to sell skateboards or shoes or extreme cola or drinks in some meat-market club these days.
I guess I feel a bit weird that I have all these records and zines and shirts and shit from a time that no-one will ever remember.
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Feb. 23rd, 2006 @ 11:02 am Brendan Nelson has been watching videos of a man with a giant fake penis
Current Mood: cynicalehhhhhh
Current Music: Tegan and Sara
"Indonesian Soft Drink Review" brought to you by Chaddy Mart.

F&N Sarsi.

Sarsi is possibly the sweetest fucking drink I have ever consumed in my entire life. Like so sweet that heroin junkies everywhere would drop their cans of flat diet coke and suckle from the sarsi like it were a mother's teat.
Once you get over the almost incapacitating sweetness of the sarsi, it's not that bad at all. It has a really strong medicine taste, like the American cherry coke.
ACTUALLY, you know what, It tastes like the American version of Dr Pepper, you know that they used to have in 7-11 years ago? Back in the day, when they used to stock all that american shit like Jolt Cola. Fuck man, the american stuff was the fucknig BOMB.
Then, they bought the licence for it here and released it into the Aussie market but they changed the formula so it tasted just like Coke but with a vanilla tinge and it flopped miserably.
Anyway, Sarsi is okay, but it's too sweet for me, it would be fucking awesome though if it wasnt loaded with the fucking split atoms of a sugar cane plant waiting to create and mushroom cloud of decay on my back teeth. If anytyhnig it has reignited my quest to find American Dr Pepper and Jolt Cola....


Speaking of my new best friends at Chaddy Mart, I have become obsessed with cheap Indonesian groceries. I snagged a fucking BOX of 40 mee goreng packets for $4. I bought these super tasty peanuts covered in this spicy tapioca shell, that have a picture of A BUNNY AND BABY BUNNY ON RIDING A G ROCKET GIVING OUT EATER EGGS on the packet.
I bought Crythanthemum tea in a can. I love the Chaddy Mart.

I had a band rehearsal in a video store the other day.

Things I like:
Being able to talk about OUR house.
Magazines.
Making passionate love.
Vietnamese rice paper rolls that have mint and stuff in them.
Shopping.
Beer.
That new Tegan and Sara cover of the White Stripes.
Beer.
That all of my friends are finding love. Dan and Nick and Tilt all have girlfriends. That makes me happy.
This really soft patch on the end my dog's nose.
Road trips.

Things I fucking hate:
4WDs and SUVs.
Fur Coats.
Having to go to work everyday when I could be laying in bed or going to op shops or making passionate love.
Paris Hilton.
Neighbours.
Fines and fees and shit.
My car getting slowly fucked up.
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Feb. 14th, 2006 @ 02:26 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: productivefucking great
Yeah yeah yeah, I know Valentines Day is cheesy and stupid and extremly comercialised and, yeah, I know you shouldn't have to have an earmarked day just to tell someone you love them, but still...

Happy Valentines Day!

I hope everyone out there finds love today, including valentines card burning Shiv Sena party Hindus and poor old Danna Vale who will most probably need all the love that she can get...

Failing that you should go out and hug your mum, or your dog or cat or rabbit or the postman...
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Feb. 10th, 2006 @ 10:36 am Suddenly, and without warning, Kevin found himself in a real life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos
Current Mood: pissed offdooo dooo doooo
Current Music: Rumbleseat
Suck shit Tony Abbott. I'm pleased that there are still enough parlimentarians with the stones to not be cowed by nutjob right wing extremist minorities.

I'm in love goddamnit. An indignant, unforgiving "I don't give a fuck" kind of love... The kind of love that you feel as if you were born to have, and as a proud man of the earth you are entitled to completely. The kind that clouds your judgement, the kind you'd bust out of prison for, or fight police officers in the street for, or sacrifice lambs to the gods for.

I'm really sick at the moment, my body is shutting down. I hope I dont have the aids. My doctor said the chances of me having the aids were slim and if I actually were sick from it, I'd fucking know about it by jim by golly. Still, my glands are swollen and my lip is sore and my joints are achy. Sniff.

Nick I'm not mad at you or anythnig I've been fucking busy and besides everytime you wanna talk I'm at bored and sober at my work and when I wanna talk youre drunk at your work. The above paragraph outlining my crazy love was about you too... baby.

Natalie, I read a Dan Savage interview where he brought up the point that the straight male population's homophobic response was basically misogyism re-packaged. What do you reckon of them apples huh? HUH??

For the four of you on earth who still don't know who Dan Savage is, he is a sex advice columnist who made the term "Santorum" famous. Santorum is the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that sometimes occurs as a result of rigourous butt fucking. Dan named this after a rather noxious conservative senator, Rick Santorum, and the most delightful part of this story is the fac that this new terminology has now far surpassed him in popularity.

As much as I love Wu Tang, I pulled out ODB's first solo record the other day and MY GOD, it is terrible. Like really really bad.

My new band, Major Major is fucking awesome, I love it, we are gonna be big. The world needs more bands that sound like Wilco and Pavement and Bob Dylan. The world needs more bands with people like Adrian in them, who actually tries to write songs, not just mimick bands he likes.

The new Johnny Cash film is gonna be so good I'm so excited!!
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Feb. 1st, 2006 @ 12:49 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: bouncyAWESOME FUCKING AWESOME
Current Music: MILEMARKER FUCKING ROCK
I have moved back to the Ferntree Gully. I don't spend much time there so eh I don't give a knob of goat shit that my all my shoes and records are back living with my parents again.

Meanwhile, everything else is awesome!!! Things with Dawn are frickin great, I dunno she makes me feel, well, alive. It's fucking rad, we are constantly drifting between extreme emotions, I fucking love it. My life with her will never be boring again. I am going to marry this girl and we are going to have really good looking half asian/caucasian kids.
Good looking kids with emotional issues, though, because Dawn & I will either be trying to kill each other or making passionate love for days and neglecting parental duties.

I have a lot more tattoos. It's fun to play "long sleeve shirts to work, long sleeve shirts to home" so that mum doesnt try to scrub them off, and that boss doesnt work out I took the day off to get tattooed.

KAREOKE!!! I FUCKING LOVE KAREOKE!!! Okay, who is up for it? I love singing. I fucking LOVE IT. We ahve been going to kareoke all the time lately, it's the new black.
Maybe we should start a Hardcore Idol competition, and the winner would get to front thier own band?
Is that a retarded idea?
Wait, how about just ME singing and everyone else fucking themselves for being shit singers? Yeah!!
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Jan. 21st, 2006 @ 07:23 pm WOMEN BE SHOPPIN WOMEN BEEEE SHOPPIN
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Current Music: MIghty Mos Def
Everything is good at the moment. Great infact. Lets look at why, shall we?

I have met the Cassandra to my Wayne Campbell. Her name is Dawn, she works in the fashion industry as well, she is a feisty Chinese girl who gets into fights and drives fast and smokes alot and swears like a sailor. We are going to Malaysia in May to go to a muslim cousin's wedding. Shit 3 weddings in one year, I better save up for a suit...

I'm getting my sleeve finished in two weeks, I'm fucking squirting with excitement.

I will be somewhere other than that fucked house soon, I'm gonna leave a massive turd on the kitchen table as a goodbye present to brad and his evil cat.

Work is amazing at the moment you wouldnt fucking believe like fuck dude its great. My boss Chinese Li is giving me mad crazy respect cause I designed all this best seller shit and I'm turing up to work early. Australian Leigh is giving me high fives casue we scored the General Pants contract and got the first production samples and lab dips back the other day.

Okay, fucked things about Hip Hop that noone ever talks about:

1. Dr Dre and Eminem cannot produce beats to save they sorry asses. Shit sounds like nasty fruityloop beats thrown together. THERE I SAID IT.

2. Snoop, Dre, Ice Cube, Ice T the Beastie Boys, Run DMC and Public Enemy ALLL have made some fucking HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRRIBLE albums in ther time. Remember that shit.

3. Talib Kweli and KRS One are good emcees that have shitty casio keyboard beats onthier albums.

4. WU TANG CLAN and Eric B & Rakim did more for hip hop than Run DMC ever did.
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Jan. 10th, 2006 @ 04:33 pm purgatory, trivia, resolution
Current Mood: workingokay. I am okay
Current Music: I Am An Avalanche
All today I have had that cheesy Grade song stuck in my head, you know the one that goes "This is the time in my life where everything is falling apart, but at the same time it's all comming together". Yeah I know, crap song, but everyone loved it 4 years ago.
It's kind of weird how my life is taking on this weird even stevens karmic balance. For every action there is an equal reaction. Every bad occurance is followed by a freindly turn of a card that seems to level things out nicely.
Looking back on the past couple of monthes is sorta funny that I spent so much of it thinking I was unhappy and talking about my FEELINGS all the frickin time, when in reality, this has been the most fun I've had in ages.
A lot of stuff has happened, and I've changed accordingly.




I'm torn between my disatisfaction with my torso and my obsession with not wearing a shirt.

I have found humour in telling Jodie to "not be such a faggot"

I have now reached the stage in my life where I'm enjoying "seeing people" and being reasonably non-commital. It's nice. I feel like George Clooney or something.

I joined a band. It sounds like weezer.

Looking for a new house is a pain in the fucknig arse.

Work is okay. Not as good as NOT working though.
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Jan. 2nd, 2006 @ 02:20 am the sun shines on even a dog's ass sometimes
Current Mood: sympathetictired as fuck
Current Music: Gold Chains - I come from San Francisco
Doing coke and watching Amiele late at night and getting all emotional is kinda nice.

New Years was certainly interesting. Lets just say that our mission to find the wizard in the enchanted forest to gain the key to the portal was not successful.

Things are gonna be rad this year. Hopefully I'll be moving into a big awesome new place in a week or so, and my fake Vuitton belt should be arriving anytime soon!

The 2006 season of "Exposition sexy de pénis de David Rowland" is going to be full of adventures, new tattoos and maybe a few special appearances by some old characters. Stay tuned!!
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